List of everyday quotations

List of everyday quotations

"Life's a journey, not a destination." - Aerosmith
"Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted."
"All I want is everything."
"Utopia is only universal empathy."
"You like wearing women's lingerie?"
"See what may happen. See what will happen."
"When your shrouded in baptism brine for the dawn of the great rebirth don't forget your name."
"Christ takes center stage"
"They now suffered very nearly what they had inflicted."
"I don't know what I should think when guys in my chemistry class tell me they'd bang me."
"I have the attention span of a goldfish"
"The ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything is 42 and we all like Vindaloo."
"Happy birthday"
"Medicated are we all."
"Take a gun to your head. Close your eyes and now your dead."
"I tried hard to have a father but instead I have a dad."
"Are you feeling musical today?"
"How was YOUR 20 minutes?"
"Why is the rum gone?"
"My laughter you won't hear the faster I disappear."
"It's a box we both have!"
"Under skinned knees and skid marks, past the places where you used to learn, you howl and listen and wait for the echoes of angels who won't return."
"I'm a bad bowler."
"Should I be happy that we're friends or sad because I know that's all we'll ever be?"
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't, it never really was in the first place."
"Don't hate on Jenga 'cuz we're super cool losers."
"You remember your Halloween costume? You should wear it again!"
"Lindsey just said 'my bad!' I can't believe Lindsey just said that!"
"They say freak when your singled out. The red, well it filters through. So laay down, the threat is real. When his scars go red again."
"People taste like pork"
"We all need a God-sized mission!"
"Chemicals keep me under control."
"Water nymphs are we both."
"Peace, love and empathy"
"I don't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday."
"Nevermind me, I am just a moron in disguise."

List of various everyday quotes

List of various everyday quotes:

"I'm such a dork."
"Most tv shows suck, but the Simpsons are cool. It can be watched on a deeper level that most people don't see. They dont realize they are getting made fun of."
"I took a chance on a beautiful stranger."
"We should play spoons with Jake."
"All you really need is everything you could never be."
"Where there's a hole - - fill it."
"Ooo... did you just hear that? My ear just hurt"
"I watched a red balloon fly up. It graced your checked when it reached heaven, and I hope you thought of me and times we shared releasing red balloons into the air."
"Sizzle sizzle."
"It smells like Chinese food. God, not I want Chinese food."
"Do you think she did it?"
"Love, like a drug, pushes away all but none."
"We're going to eat food... WHAT!?"
"I've been locked in your heart shaped box for one week."
"You only want to be near him so you join in his crimson jihad."
"It smells like uncooked pastires."
"She looks like my uncle!"
"Yay bouncing blobs and channel surfing pills."
"What else can I do? I'm so in love with you."
"We rock at taboo."
"I'm on the happy pill."
"Dustin put me back on probation."
"We should get back together... (big pause)... after I get back from vacation."
"Go Rosie! Kick it! Kick it girl!"
"We are the knights that say 'Ni'"
"I should break your finger, but I'm in America."
"Nothings alright. Nothing is fine."
"Look into my eyes. Look into my soul."
"I wanna be the lubricant"
"I will name him squishy and he will be mine. He shall be squishy! Bad bad squishy!"
"I try to reach the floor below to stand. I hope is reach it once again.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."
"It's the first time I've even felt this lonely. Wish someone would cure this pain."
"We're the sons and daughters daddy hates too much to kil."
"The first cut is the deepest."
"Why do they kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?"